THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA

Cussin' an' Carryin' On’s All Good:
Round these parts, we ain’t shy ‘bout throwin’ around some strong words, so you’re free to cuss an’ use slurs if you feel like it. Folks down here ain't about bein’ polite all the time, but mind you, we’re all here to have a good ol' time. So, let them words fly, but don’t be goin' outta your way to tear folks down for no reason.
No Houndin' or Hasslin':
Now listen, we ain't gonna sit back an’ watch someone hound another member to the point it stops bein' fun. You wanna holler at somebody, fine, but if it turns into downright stalkin’ or threatenin’ folks, we’ll put a stop to it quicker than a jackrabbit on a hot griddle.
Banter’s Fine, But Don’t Be Nasty:
Down here, we got a way with words, and a little jawin’ back an’ forth is part of the fun. But don’t be usin' that tongue to cut deeper than it needs to. We all love some good ol' fashioned ribbin’, but if it turns meaner than a mama bear protectin' her cubs, the mods’ll step in.
Respect Them Mods, Y'hear?:
Now, if a moderator tells ya to cool your jets, you best heed ‘em. We ain’t tryin’ to be bossy, but if things get too wild, we’ll wrangle it in. Don’t go buttin' heads with the mods unless you wanna find yourself in a heap o’ trouble.
No Nonsense or Stirrin' the Pot:
We ain’t got time for no spammin’, trollin’, or other fool-headed nonsense. Keep it clean in that sense – well, as clean as it can get ‘round here – an’ don’t be clutterin' up the chats or tryin' to pick fights just for the hell of it.
Keep It Light an' Lively:
This here club’s for havin’ fun, talkin’ some trash, an’ enjoyin’ ourselves, so don’t be bringin’ no sour grapes. Ain’t nobody wanna be around someone who takes it too far an’ ruins the good time for everyone else.
Holler If You Got a Problem:
If someone’s rilin' ya up a bit too much or crossin' a line that’s makin' it no fun for ya, just let the mods know. We’ll handle it like a porch-sittin’, sweet tea-sippin' Southern grandma – with a smile, but with a firm hand if need be.